I'm Sorry
- Paul - Sorry for telling your best friend that you are ugly when he told me that you liked me.
- Sarah - I am sorry for making it painfully obvious I didn't want to ride in the car with you on the girl scout camping trip. I was afraid of associating myself with you, and becoming ostracized. It was self preservation at its ugliest. I hope that you were able to cope with your parents' divorce and you are okay now. If you still cut your own hair, I hope that you got yourself a nice sharp pair and that you don't use school scissors.
- Brandon - I am sorry for saying that you walk like a rooster, refusing to share my ample supply of candy, and calling you mean to your face. In my defense, you were.
- Amelia - I am sorry for staring at your butt after Jason insinuated that you were fat by accusing you of causing the 1989 earthquake by jumping rope. That wasn't nice.
- Steven - Sorry for trying to punch you in the stomach when you were blocking the door in a friendly, playful way. I didn't get it.
- Nina - I am sorry for laughing when Marian sang "You know you make me wanna barf" to the tune of "Shout", when it was clearly about you. My sense of humor was poor at the time.
- Armando - I am sorry I laughed in your face when you asked me to be your girlfriend. I didn't realize you were serious. I seriously believed that you despised me.
- Marilyn - Sorry that I was cold to you for several months. I was threatened by your presence. I only had one friend and I didn't want you to turn her against me. You didn't.
- Loren - Sorry for allowing the rumor to circulate that you eat your own boogers. A liar told it to me. You were nice to me, and I was mean. That was bullshit. I hope you are doing genius things like furthering technology or writing a Great American Novel. This is what I envision you doing these days.
- Sheila - Sorry for getting us detention by passing you that weird note that was supposed to be from a boy, but was actually me playing a trick on you. Sorry that the teacher read it aloud in front of the class. Thanks for forgiving me. PS Where are you?