This Is Not A Pipe

I made this.

Rejected Album Titles

1. That's Hella Gaye - Marvin Gaye
2. Mossy - Rolling Stones
3. It Takes A Goddamn Lot of These Motherf*ckers To Hold Us Back - N.W.A.
4. Elephart - Black Eyed Peas
5. Magical Mystery Rash - Beatles
6. Mildly to Moderately Blue - Miles Davis
7. Born to Scoot, Crawl, Stand, Walk, and Eventually at His Own Pace, Run - Bruce Springsteen
8. Weezer (Coral Album) - Weezer
9. Axis: Of Evil - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
10. Assistance! - Beatles
11. Xamine Your Zipper - Coldplay
12. The Runs - Radiohead
13. Oops!... I Can't... Stop... Using... Ellipses - Britney Spears
14. Poo - Green Day
15. Urethra - Aretha Franklin

I Like It Like That

I Like My (Wo)Men Like I Like My Coffee

1. Black -young girl from Airplane
2. Hot and strong, with a spoon in them. -Eddie Izzard
3. Rich -Golddigger
4. Ground to a '5' -Yuppie Feminazi
5. In the morning. -Abs 3727
6. Sweet -Boring
7. Fragrant -Weirdo
8. Columbian -South American fetishist
9. Never -Celibate Mormon
10. Anally -SAE

Where Did I Go?

Detriot, Chicago, and now Ashland.

Back to posting soon, I promise.