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Hey folks. I have transported myself to Wordpress at marsiam.com. That's right, MarsIAm. It's been real, and it's been fun... anyway, I transported all my old posts so you can still enjoy the best of Musings on Mars at my new site.

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M

Atherton Police Blotter Highlights

Lilac Lane, 7:23 a.m.: A resident called police to report a suspicious-looking red compact car parked at the end of ilac Lane. Police responded and found that the car was filled with construction workers waiting to start a job.

Greenoaks Drive and James Avenue, 10:41 a.m.: A resident reported a suspicious-looking man with a beard and wearing khaki. Police were unable to locate the man. Police were unable to locate the man.

Greenoaks Drive, 2:54 p.m.: An elderly man fainted.

Walnut Avenue, 5:45 p.m.: A resident reported barking dogs. Police responded, but found that the report was unfounded.

No Location, 8:41 p.m.: A resident reported that a man came to their door claiming to have been short by four to five people driving a grey Honda. Police responded and confirmed that the man has been shot by someone with a paintball gun.

What Have We Been Sleeping On?

1. Associates Degree in Business Management vs Accounting
2. Hairbrush to simulate porcupine (childhood pet)
3. Moving out of basement
4. Textbooks (for osmosis purposes)
5. Shame for murdering, chopping, hiding tax collector in wall
6. California King Sealy Posturpedic (dual controls for heating blanket)
7. Digital cable
   
8. East side of bed - proper feng shui
   
9. Sex with Meatloaf vs Normal life
10. GM purchase

I'm Gonna Have You Naked By The End Of This Post

Top Ten Worst Songs To Have Sex During
Two Part Answers
Reasons pertain to musicality and content

1. Raffi - Baby Baluga
A Children's music: standard no-no for listening, let alone love making
B Raises topic of babies

2. Queen - We Are The Champions
A May be interpreted as overcompensation for personal inadequacy
B Too slow

3. Spooky Sounds For Halloween
A Why is the only music you own a seasonal tape you bought at Kmart?
B Erratic noises distracting

4. N.W.A. - F*** tha Police
A Too angry
B Too eighties

5. Blue Danube Waltz
A Too bright and energetic
B Can you fuck in 3/4? No? Okay then

6. Star Wars Theme
A Too loud
B Too nerdy

7. U of M Marching Band - Let's Go Band
See number 6

8. A**l C**t - Technology Is Gay
A Band, song title make people uncomfortable
B Lots of screaming and crashing

9. Carole King - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
A May bring unplesant conversation to light
B Waaay too slow

10. Pulp Fiction Soundtrack - Royale With Cheese
A Actually I take it back
B Samuel Jackson is the pansexual for those of us with discriminating taste.

Should I Be Insulted?

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...