Any Time At All

As many of you may be aware, it is my greatest wish that I could have a video camera and voice recorder with me wherever I go, recording everything I see and hear.

Why, you ask?

Personal entertainment. Not blackmail, exactly, as I wouldn't wish bad things on (the majority of) people who I interact with regularly. I would just really enjoy recording quotes out of context, and creating a movie of all the ridiculous things I have heard over my lifetime. Here's an example.

Person A: Is there any other reason that not using a condom would be bad, aside from STDs and pregnancy?
Person B: Hmmm... (thinking) well, if you have a yeast infection, you can pass it on to your partner...
Person A: Eww... anything besides that?
Person B: Well then... No, nothing bad can come from not using a condom.

The bolded indicated a fantastic out of context quote just waiting to be recorded.

Here's another example

Person C: (attempts to kiss person D)
Person D: (laughing uncontrollably) Ha ha ha ha ha... I'm too silly to kiss you right now.
Person C: I am going to kiss you whether you're silly or not

And now, with dubbing

Person C: I am going to [fuck] you whether you [like it] or not.

The possibilities are limitless, really. In the meanwhile... I'll be writing it down, the old fashioned way.

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Nonsuperficial Notions

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, but keep your grandmother closest of all, because she's the one they will go after first.

Deep Thoughts

I intend to start posting Nonsuperficial Notions (as to avoid any copyright disputes with You Know Who), artificial company slogans, and other extremely short entries intermittenly between my longer musings.