Reasons We Aren't Getting Lucky Tonight

1. Smell like cabbage
2. Have to be at altar by nine
3. Washing her hair
4. Husband in town again
5. They charge these days?
6. Charming pick up line == drink thrown in face
7. Not tonight, has headache
8. Filling in for injured rodeo clown
9. Powder blue tux still at cleaners
10.Jack