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Aand fwankly Im wowwrwwied...
Frank?
I speak English and I love you
I think we've found something
Just wishin and hopin
Know your onions
Procrastination
Sophomore year
Take that, mapquest
Aand fwankly Im wowwrwwied...
Frank?
I speak English and I love you
I think we've found something
Just wishin and hopin
Know your onions
Procrastination
Sophomore year
Take that, mapquest
posted by The Grave Digger at 2/09/2005 03:45:00 PM
2 Comments:
"Sophomores Fear New Scooter Technology" is the smartest thing the Daily ever printed. I think if it weren't for that, we'd all be ruled by Segways right now. And what's with spelling Segway phonetically anyway? Segue people.
The Reverend Doctor X. Lucius Dalrymple, Lutheran Pastor, on February 2, 1922, expressed a similar fearful sentiment about the agitating clothes-washing tub:
"Why, the very agitation of the mechanical laundry-tub itself is enough to stir up latent feelings of discontent and wanderlust. I liken its undulations to that of the wanton "shimmying" of chorus girls in the vaudeville musical presentations. Mark my words, if America continues to tolerate the presence of the mechanical clothes-washing device, in no time the ladies of our nation will be gallivanting in skirts made entirely of bananas."
http://www.theonion.com/history/index.php?issue=4106
It's a good thing there are people like us and Reverend Dalrymple to keep things decent, and to prevent world domination by Segway-wielding octopenised aliens.
~Carolyn
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