Zack Braff's Advice

From Mr. Garden Scrubs himself:

"Many of you have been asking me individual questions regarding your own lives. I can't possible reply to them all, so I just picked a sampling, and posted replies. You'll know who you are...

• To Sarah: Seltzer should get that out.
• To Amelia: Oh no he didn't!
• To Gary: Try ointment.
• To Bruce: Be careful, sometimes they nibble and it tickles, but I've seen them bite.
• To Karen: They like partial sun and lot's of water
• To Cecilia: As far as I know, there's no noogett in Skittles.
• To Lester: Uncuff him and call the police.
• To Tammy: If you wanna know where he's been grazing, just smell his hooves.
• To Jermaine: Jermaine, just be the bigger man and apologize to Tito.

Wise, wise man.